Staples

Pens.
Paper.
Binders.
Office lamps.
Labellers.
Calculators.
Daytimers.
Highlighters.
Elastic bands.
Post-it notes.
Tape.
Glue.
Scissors.
Colouring pencils.
More pens.
Whiteboards.
Corkboards.
Staplers.
Printers.
Scanners.
Shredders.
Laptops.
Tablets.
Furniture.
Storage bins.
Even more pens!

Staples, you are a magical place.
But I don't like the patronizing jerk that works for you.
I hope we can still be friends.

In honour of Angry Arts Week 2013.